{"id":25258,"date":"2024-04-11T01:53:11","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T22:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/118sirket.gen.tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg"},"modified":"2024-04-11T01:53:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T22:53:44","slug":"1-15-768x201-50","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/baba-ogulda-bir-kurnazlik-yapmaya-karar-vermisler\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-50\/","title":{"rendered":"Baba o\u011fulda bir kurnazl\u0131k yapmaya karar vermi\u015fler"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Gelin ve kaynana dulmu\u015f.<br \/>\nVe bunlara a\u015f\u0131k olan birde baba o\u011ful varm\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\nBaba o\u011ful \u201cnas\u0131l yapsakda bunlar\u0131 ayartsak\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcp dururlarm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Birg\u00fcn gelin kaynana pazara \u00e7\u0131karken baba o\u011fulda bir kurnazl\u0131k yapmaya karar vermi\u015fler.<br \/>\nBaba o\u011ful evlerinin \u00f6n\u00fcnde a\u011fl\u0131yorlarm\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\nGelin kaynana bunlara sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cDerdiniz nedir niye a\u011fl\u0131yorsunuz?\u201d<br \/>\n-\u201cNas\u0131l a\u011flamayal\u0131m i\u00e7erde cenazemiz var\u201d demi\u015fler.<\/p>\n<p>Gelin kaynana birde biz bakal\u0131m diye i\u00e7eri girmi\u015fler.<br \/>\nBaba o\u011ful da f\u0131rsat bu f\u0131rsat diyip gelin kaynanayla beraber olmu\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>Gelin d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca kaynanas\u0131na:<br \/>\n-\u201cYa anne biz \u015fimdi milletin y\u00fcz\u00fcne nas\u0131l bakcaz\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Kaynana:<br \/>\n-\u201cValla seni bilmem k\u0131z\u0131m da; ben bu cenazenin yedisine de gelirim, k\u0131rk\u0131na da gelirim, elli ikisine de gelirim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2 \u2013 Karag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc Bilet Atmaz!<\/p>\n<p>Otob\u00fcs \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6r\u00fc yola \u00e7\u0131kar. Sorunsuz bir \u015fekilde bir duraktan di\u011ferine ilerler. Derken; dura\u011f\u0131n birinde iri yar\u0131, g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc kuvvetli ve olduk\u00e7a tehlikeli g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fe sahip bir adam otob\u00fcse biner. \u015e\u00f6f\u00f6re sert bir bak\u0131\u015f f\u0131rlat\u0131r ve, \u201cKarag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc bilet atmaz.\u201d diyerek arkadaki bir koltu\u011fa ge\u00e7er ve oturur.<\/p>\n<p>Ertesi g\u00fcn, ondan sonraki g\u00fcn ve herg\u00fcn ayn\u0131 \u015fey tekrar olur. Bu durum otob\u00fcs \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcnde kompleks olu\u015fturmaya ba\u015flar. Hat de\u011fi\u015ftirme dilek\u00e7esi de red edilince son \u00e7are olarak bir jimnastik kursuna yaz\u0131l\u0131r. Art\u0131k kendine g\u00fcveni gelen iyi bir d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015f ustas\u0131 haline gelmi\u015ftir.<\/p>\n<p>Ertesi g\u00fcn\u00fc tekrar otob\u00fcs\u00fcyle yola \u00e7\u0131kar. Uzaktan, Karag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn durakta bekledi\u011fini g\u00f6r\u00fcr otob\u00fcs\u00fcn kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar. Karag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc otob\u00fcse biner, \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6re sert bir bak\u0131\u015f f\u0131rlat\u0131r ve, \u201cKarag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc bilet atmaz.\u201d diyerek ilerleyecekken tam o s\u0131rada, s\u0131k\u0131 bir kavgaya haz\u0131r olan \u015f\u00f6f\u00f6r birden koluna yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cNeden atm\u0131yormu\u015fsun?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u015e\u00f6f\u00f6re \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131kla bakan adam \u015f\u00f6yle der:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cKarag\u00fcmr\u00fckl\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn mavi kart\u0131 var.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 Hay\u0131rseverlik<\/p>\n<p>\u015eehrin hay\u0131rsever vak\u0131flar\u0131ndan birindeki \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar \u015fehrin en ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 avukat\u0131ndan hen\u00fcz herhangi bir ba\u011f\u0131\u015f almam\u0131\u015f olduklar\u0131n\u0131 fark ettiler.<\/p>\n<p>Ba\u011f\u0131\u015f toplama g\u00f6revindeki ki\u015fi avukat\u0131 ba\u011f\u0131\u015fta bulunmas\u0131 i\u00e7in ikna etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cAra\u015ft\u0131rmalar\u0131m\u0131za g\u00f6re y\u0131ll\u0131k geliriniz en az 500.000 dolar, ancak bug\u00fcne kadar hi\u00e7 bir hay\u0131r i\u015fine bir kuru\u015f ba\u011f\u0131\u015fta bulunmam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z. O paran\u0131n bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 bir \u015fekilde topluma iade etmek istemez miydiniz?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Avukat bir s\u00fcre d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc, sonra:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201c\u00d6nce, ara\u015ft\u0131rmalar\u0131n\u0131z annemin uzun bir hastal\u0131ktan sonra \u00f6lmek \u00fczere oldu\u011funu ve hastane masraflar\u0131n\u0131n onun y\u0131ll\u0131k gelirinin bir ka\u00e7 kat \u00fcst\u00fcnde oldu\u011funu da g\u00f6sterdi mi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6revli utand\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201c\u015eey\u2026 hay\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cSonra, karde\u015fimin malul bir gazi, k\u00f6r ve tekerlekli iskemleye mahkum oldu\u011funu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6revli utanc\u0131ndan k\u0131pk\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 kesilmi\u015f bir halde \u00f6z\u00fcr dilemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken avukat onun s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc kesti:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cYa da k\u0131zkarde\u015fimin kocas\u0131n\u0131n bir trafik kazas\u0131nda \u00f6ld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc ve onu \u00fc\u00e7 \u00e7ocu\u011fuyla be\u015f paras\u0131z b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6revli yerin dibine ge\u00e7mi\u015fti sadece,<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cHay\u0131r, hi\u00e7 bir bilgim yoktu \u2026\u201d diye m\u0131r\u0131ldanabildi.<\/p>\n<p>Avukat bir kez daha onun s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc keserek devam etti:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cPekala, ben onlara zerre miktar para vermezken size ni\u00e7in vereyim?\u201d Kaynak : estetikdoktorlari.net<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-9.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":25256,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1-15-768x201-9.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25258"}]}}