{"id":25986,"date":"2024-05-20T17:54:42","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T14:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp"},"modified":"2024-05-20T17:55:36","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T14:55:36","slug":"evler-10","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/terzi-de-boyle-yaparsa-varya\/attachment\/evler-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Terzi de b\u00f6yle yaparsa varya"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp'><img width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-300x169.webp\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Terzi \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f. Kar\u0131s\u0131 dul kalm\u0131\u015f. Onun bunun dedikodusundan, \u00e7apk\u0131n erkeklerin bak\u0131\u015f\u0131ndan tak etmi\u015f can\u0131na ve evlenme\u011fe karar vermi\u015f. Bir demirci ustas\u0131n\u0131n evlenme teklifini kabul etmi\u015f ve evlenmi\u015fler. \u0130lk gece demirci pazusunu \u015fi\u015firerek kad\u0131na d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f. \u2013 Senin terzinde bu t\u00fcr pazu var m\u0131yd\u0131? \u2013 Kad\u0131n: Yoktu. Demirci yar\u0131m b\u00fck\u00fclerek g\u00f6\u011f\u00fcs kaslar\u0131n\u0131 \u015fi\u015firerek kad\u0131na: \u2013 Senin terzinde bu t\u00fcr kas var m\u0131yd\u0131? \u2013 Kad\u0131n: Yoktu. Demirci bald\u0131rlar\u0131n\u0131 \u015fi\u015firerek \u2013 Senin terzinde bu t\u00fcr g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc kaslar var m\u0131yd\u0131? \u2013 Kad\u0131n: Yoktu Bu \u015fekildeki g\u00fc\u00e7 g\u00f6sterileri devam edip gidince kad\u0131n dayanamaz. \u2013 Bana bak. Der. Benim terzide bu t\u00fcr \u015feyler yoktu ama \u015fimdi o burada senin yerinde olsayd\u0131 beni on kere se..ve..rdi. Hem de seni se..ve..r \u00fcst\u00fcne de bir k\u00fcme elbise di..kerdi ! BONUS FIKRA 2 \u2013 G\u00fczellik Salonina Gitmi\u015fdum Temel, ak\u015fam olunca evine gitmi\u015f. Bakm\u0131\u015f ki kar\u0131s\u0131 Fadime evde yok. Beklemi\u015f, beklemi\u015f, bir saat sonra Fadime eve gelmi\u015f. Temel, merak\u0131ndan Fadime\u2019ye sormu\u015f : \u2500 Bir saattir seni bekleyrum. \u2500 Neredeydun Fadime ? Fadime cevap vermi\u015f : \u2500 G\u00fczellik salonina gitmi\u015fdum. Bunun \u00fcst\u00fcne Temel, Fadime\u2019ye \u015fu \u015fekilde demi\u015f : \u2500 Ha\u00e7an peki ne oldi ? \u2500 Sana sira gelmedu mi ? BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 \u0130lk G\u00fcnden \u0130\u015fe mi Ba\u015flan\u0131r ? Amerika\u2019da hayat devam ettiren Dursun, memleketi Trabzon\u2019a telefon a\u00e7ar ve arkada\u015f\u0131 Temel\u2019i yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r : \u2500 Ula Temel ha puraya gelursen a\u00e7 kalmazsun. \u2500 Sadece yerdeki paralar\u0131 toplasan o bile yeter sana. Bunu duyan Temel hemen u\u00e7a\u011fa atlay\u0131p Amerika\u2019ya gider. U\u00e7aktan inip, valizini al\u0131p hava alhemenn \u00e7\u0131kmak \u00fczereyken bir de bakar yerde 100 dolar var. Temel paraya bakar ve \u015fu \u015fekilde der : \u2500 Ula daha ilk g\u00fcnden i\u015fe mi ba\u015flanur ?<\/p>\n<p>Kaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/webp","media_details":{"width":1280,"height":720,"file":"2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"Evler-2-300x169.webp","width":300,"height":169,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-300x169.webp"},"large":{"file":"Evler-2-1024x576.webp","width":1024,"height":576,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-1024x576.webp"},"thumbnail":{"file":"Evler-2-150x150.webp","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-150x150.webp"},"medium_large":{"file":"Evler-2-768x432.webp","width":768,"height":432,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-768x432.webp"},"kucukResim":{"file":"Evler-2-80x50.webp","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-80x50.webp"},"sliderResim":{"file":"Evler-2-670x330.webp","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-670x330.webp"},"resim1":{"file":"Evler-2-184x140.webp","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-184x140.webp"},"resim2":{"file":"Evler-2-216x103.webp","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-216x103.webp"},"resim3":{"file":"Evler-2-145x70.webp","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-145x70.webp"},"sagSlider":{"file":"Evler-2-300x150.webp","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-300x150.webp"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"Evler-2-500x290.webp","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2-500x290.webp"},"full":{"file":"Evler-2.webp","width":1280,"height":720,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":25984,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Evler-2.webp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25986"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25986"}]}}