{"id":26064,"date":"2024-06-02T15:53:23","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T12:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg"},"modified":"2024-06-02T15:57:02","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T12:57:02","slug":"ahaha-12","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/temel-askerdedir\/attachment\/ahaha-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Temel askerdedir"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"157\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-300x157.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-1024x535.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-768x401.jpg 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Benim ad\u0131m Ali K\u0131r\u00e7. Unutmay\u0131n K\u0131r\u00e7, arada \u201cr\u201d var. Soyad\u0131m\u0131 yanl\u0131\u015f s\u00f6yleyen veya dalga ge\u00e7en olursa yakar\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Komutan ara s\u0131ra askerlere kendi soyad\u0131n\u0131 sorar. En sonunda s\u0131ra Temel\u2019e gelir.<br \/>\n\u2013 Temel s\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m benim ad\u0131m ne?<\/p>\n<p>Temel d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr ama bi t\u00fcrl\u00fc hat\u0131rlayamaz. O s\u0131rada arkada\u015f\u0131 kopya verir:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Temel unutma arada \u201cr\u201d var.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Haa hat\u0131rlad\u0131m komutan\u0131m. Ali G-\u00f6rt!<br \/>\nKaynak : siyahgazete.com<br \/>\nBONUS FIKRA<br \/>\nTemel ve Dursun bir g\u00fcn ayn\u0131 u\u00e7akta yan yana seyahate \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015flar. U\u00e7ak g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcnde s\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcrken birden bir ses i\u015fitmi\u015fler ve pilot:<\/p>\n<p>Herkes sakin olsun motor ar\u0131zas\u0131 ya\u015fand\u0131, u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n bir motoru devre d\u0131\u015f\u0131 kald\u0131 ancak tela\u015f etmeye gerek yok<\/p>\n<p>Aradan ge\u00e7en bir s\u00fcre sonra pilot tedirgin ve korkulu bir ses tonuyla ikinci bir anons daha yapm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>U\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n ikinci motoru da bozuldu.<\/p>\n<p>Temel sonras\u0131nda Dursun&#8217;a gayet rahat, sakin ve huzurlu bir ses tonu ile:<\/p>\n<p>Dursun desene ha bu geceyu da burada ge\u00e7ireca\u011fuz.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":1200,"height":627,"file":"2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"AHAHA-300x157.jpg","width":300,"height":157,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-300x157.jpg"},"large":{"file":"AHAHA-1024x535.jpg","width":1024,"height":535,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-1024x535.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"AHAHA-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-150x150.jpg"},"medium_large":{"file":"AHAHA-768x401.jpg","width":768,"height":401,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-768x401.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"AHAHA-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"AHAHA-670x330.jpg","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-670x330.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"AHAHA-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"AHAHA-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"AHAHA-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"AHAHA-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"AHAHA-500x290.jpg","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA-500x290.jpg"},"full":{"file":"AHAHA.jpg","width":1200,"height":627,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":26062,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/AHAHA.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26064"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26064"}]}}