{"id":26754,"date":"2024-07-12T21:43:43","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T18:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-12T21:44:41","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T18:44:41","slug":"1-567","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/efsane-fikra-bu\/attachment\/1-567\/","title":{"rendered":"efsane f\u0131kra bu"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-300x169.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>2 tane otob\u00fcs varm\u0131\u015f. Birine kaynanalar di\u011ferine de gelinler binmi\u015f. Kaynanalar\u0131n oldu\u011fu otob\u00fcs kaza yapm\u0131\u015f ve hepsi vefat etmi\u015f. F\u0131kra bu ya Gelinlerin hepsi g\u00fcl\u00fcyor 1 tanesi a\u011fl\u0131yormu\u015f. Niye deyince cevap vermi\u015f: \u201dkaynanam\u0131 evde unuttum\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ocuklar, pazara gelen Nasreddin Hoca\u2019n\u0131n etraf\u0131n\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f. \u201cHoca, bana d\u00fcd\u00fck al!\u201d demi\u015f biri. \u201cBana da, bana da!\u201d demi\u015f bir di\u011feri.<\/p>\n<p>Di\u011ferleri de s\u0131rayla:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ben de d\u00fcd\u00fck isterim!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Bir tane de bana!, demi\u015fler.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u00e7lerinden sadece biri Nasreddin Hoca\u2019ya d\u00fcd\u00fck paras\u0131 vermi\u015f. Hoca, paray\u0131 al\u0131p pazara gitmi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Hoca, ak\u015fam pazardan d\u00f6n\u00fcnce \u00e7ocuklar etraf\u0131n\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f. Her biri d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc istemi\u015f. Cebinden bir d\u00fcd\u00fck \u00e7\u0131karan hoca, paray\u0131 veren \u00e7ocu\u011fa vermi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Di\u011fer \u00e7ocuklar hep bir a\u011f\u0131zdan ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hani bizim d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz?<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca g\u00fclerek,<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Paray\u0131 veren d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc \u00e7alar, demi\u015f<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3<\/p>\n<p>Aslan, kurda seslendi:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cHey kurt! Gel sohbet edelim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cOlmaz. Beni yersin sonra.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cYemem. Bak inanmazsan pen\u00e7elerimi, a\u011fz\u0131m\u0131 ba\u011flayay\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aslan, pen\u00e7elerini, a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 ba\u011flay\u0131nca kurt heyecanla yakla\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201c\u0130yi ama dedi, aslan\u2026 Neden bu kadar seviniyorsun ki?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kurt cevap verdi:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cNeden olacak? \u0130lk defa bir aslan yiyece\u011fim de\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":1200,"height":675,"file":"2024\/07\/1-15.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-300x169.jpg","width":300,"height":169,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-300x169.jpg"},"large":{"file":"1-15-1024x576.jpg","width":1024,"height":576,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-1024x576.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-150x150.jpg"},"medium_large":{"file":"1-15-768x432.jpg","width":768,"height":432,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x432.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-670x330.jpg","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-670x330.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-500x290.jpg","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-500x290.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15.jpg","width":1200,"height":675,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":26752,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26754"}]}}