{"id":26771,"date":"2024-07-13T02:31:13","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T23:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-13T02:32:11","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T23:32:11","slug":"1-571","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/guldum-buna-ben\/attachment\/1-571\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00fcld\u00fcm buna ben"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-300x169.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>U\u00e7akta cing\u00f6z bir avukat sormu\u015f Sonuna \u00e7ok g\u00fcleceksiniz\u2026 New York\u2019tan Los Angeles\u2019a giden u\u00e7akta cing\u00f6z bir avukat ile sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n bir han\u0131m yan yana oturuyorlarm\u0131\u015f. Avukat hem han\u0131mla yak\u0131nla\u015fmak hem de ho\u015f\u00e7a vakit ge\u00e7irmek i\u00e7in bir oyun teklif etmi\u015f. Kabul g\u00f6r\u00fcnce oyunu anlatm\u0131\u015f: \u2019\u2019Size bir soru soraca\u011f\u0131m. Cevab\u0131 bilemezseniz bana 5 dolar vereceksiniz. Sonra siz soracaks\u0131n\u0131z. Bilemezsem ben size 50 dolar verece\u011fim.\u2019\u2019 Ve ilk soruyu sormu\u015f: -Ay ile d\u00fcnya aras\u0131ndaki uzakl\u0131k ne kadard\u0131r? Kad\u0131n tek s\u00f6z s\u00f6ylemeden \u00e7antas\u0131ndan 5 dolar\u0131 adama uzatm\u0131\u015f. Soru sorma sorusu kad\u0131na gelmi\u015f: \u2018\u2019Tepeye 3 ayakla t\u0131rman\u0131p 4 ayakla inen \u015fey nedir?. Adam dakikalarca d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f.Yan\u0131t\u0131 bulamam\u0131\u015f.C\u00fczdan\u0131ndan 50 dolar \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p kad\u0131na vermi\u015f.Kad\u0131n paray\u0131 kibarca al\u0131p \u00e7antas\u0131na koyarken avukat merakla sormu\u015f: -\u201dCevap ne?\u201d Kad\u0131n tek kelime etmeden \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f ve 5 dolar \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p adama uzatm\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>4 tane \u00fcniversite \u00f6\u011frencisi, uyanamad\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7in matematik finaline ge\u00e7 kal\u0131rlar ve okula gidince hocaya arabalar\u0131n\u0131n lasti\u011finin patlad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylerler\u2026 Hoca ilk basta inanmaz ama \u00f6\u011frencilerinin yalvarmalar\u0131na dayanamayarak, onlar\u0131 3 g\u00fcn sonra s\u0131nav yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yler. S\u0131nav g\u00fcn\u00fc gelince hoca, 4 \u00f6\u011frencinin hepsini bos bir salonun ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131 k\u00f6\u015felerine oturtur. S\u0131nav ge\u00e7me sistemi \u015f\u00f6yledir: 100 \u00fczerinden 50 puan alan herkes s\u0131nav\u0131 ge\u00e7ebilir\u2026 Hocan\u0131n haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0131navda ise \u00f6n sayfada 10\u2019ar puanl\u0131k 4 tane basit matematik sorusu vard\u0131r\u2026 Bunlar\u0131 kolayca \u00e7\u00f6zerler. Arka sayfada ise 60 puanl\u0131k 1 soru vard\u0131r: \u201cHangi lastik patlad\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3<\/p>\n<p>Cafer komadad\u0131r. Yan\u0131nda ise kar\u0131s\u0131\u2026 Cafer\u2019in g\u00f6zleri nemli, k\u0131s\u0131k sesiyle kar\u0131s\u0131na do\u011fru bakar ve konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flar:<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130lk i\u015ften kovuldu\u011fum zaman yan\u0131mda idin. \u0130flas etti\u011fim g\u00fcn oradayd\u0131n. Vuruldu\u011fum zaman ilk g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131mda seni g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Trafik kazas\u0131 ge\u00e7irdi\u011fimde hastanede hep ba\u015fucumdayd\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u0131s\u0131 takdir edilmenin mutlulu\u011funda tabi.<br \/>\n\u201c\u015eimdi komaday\u0131m yine ba\u015fucumdas\u0131n. Sonunda anlad\u0131m ama, \u00e7ok ge\u00e7 oldu; yahu sen ne u\u011fursuz kad\u0131ns\u0131n!\u201d<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":1200,"height":675,"file":"2024\/07\/1-19.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-19-300x169.jpg","width":300,"height":169,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-300x169.jpg"},"large":{"file":"1-19-1024x576.jpg","width":1024,"height":576,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-1024x576.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-19-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-150x150.jpg"},"medium_large":{"file":"1-19-768x432.jpg","width":768,"height":432,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-768x432.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-19-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-19-670x330.jpg","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-670x330.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-19-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-19-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-19-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-19-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-19-500x290.jpg","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19-500x290.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-19.jpg","width":1200,"height":675,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":26769,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-19.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26771"}]}}