{"id":27002,"date":"2024-07-18T02:06:04","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T23:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-18T02:06:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T23:06:57","slug":"1-635","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/foto-galeri\/matematik-hocamiz-ile\/attachment\/1-635\/","title":{"rendered":"Matematik hocam\u0131z ile"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"

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\u00c7ocuk: “Valla-bill\u00e2 ben yapmad\u0131m hocam…” deyince tarih hocas\u0131 sinirlenmi\u015f, s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7arparak \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f…
\nMatematik hocas\u0131yla burun buruna gelmi\u015f…
\nMatematik hocas\u0131: “Hayrola hocam? Bu ne sinir?”…
\n\u201cSorma…” demi\u015f tarih hocas\u0131.
\n“\u00c7ocu\u011fa Kartaca sava\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kim yapt\u0131 dedim..?”
\n\u201cValla – bill\u00e2 ben yapmad\u0131m hocam…” dedi…”
\nNas\u0131l sinirlenmeyeyim?”
\nMatematik hocas\u0131: “Bunlar b\u00f6yledir hocam…
\nHem yaparlar, hem de ink\u00e2r ederler…” deyince, tarih hocas\u0131 sinirden d\u00fc\u015fer, bay\u0131l\u0131r…
\nM\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcn odas\u0131nda kolonyayla kendine getirilince m\u00fcd\u00fcr sorar:
\n“Hayrola hocam? Ne oldu ki fenala\u015ft\u0131n\u0131z?” “Sormay\u0131n m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcm” der tarih\u00e7i…
\n“Derste \u00e7ocu\u011fa “Kartaca sava\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kimler yapt\u0131?” dedim.
\n“Valla-bill\u00e2 ben yapmad\u0131m demez mi?”
\nSinirle s\u0131n\u0131ftan \u00e7\u0131karken matematik hocam\u0131z sordu…
\nDurumu anlat\u0131nca:
\n“Bunlar b\u00f6yledir hem yaparlar, bir de yapmad\u0131m derler…” deyince bay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u0131m…
\n“Hocam \u015fu \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn \u015feye bak…” der m\u00fcd\u00fcr…
\n“\u0130ki sat\u0131r yaz\u0131 yazar\u0131m Milli E\u011fitim Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131na, kimin yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hemen ortaya \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r\u0131m…”
\nTarih hocas\u0131 hastanelik olur…
\n15 g\u00fcn hastanede yat\u0131p tedavi g\u00f6rerek, bir ay raporlu olarak taburcu edilir…
\nEvinde dinlenirken postac\u0131 sar\u0131 bir zarf getirir…
\nTarih hocas\u0131 merakla a\u00e7ar zarf\u0131…
\nMilli E\u011fitim Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan gelmi\u015ftir resmi yaz\u0131…
\n“Bu y\u0131l gerekli tahsisat olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, Kartaca sava\u015flar\u0131 yap\u0131lamayacakt\u0131r…
\nBilgilerinize…” yazmaktad\u0131r…
\nAl\u0131nt\u0131….<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":1200,"height":675,"file":"2024\/07\/1-83.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-83-300x169.jpg","width":300,"height":169,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-300x169.jpg"},"large":{"file":"1-83-1024x576.jpg","width":1024,"height":576,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-1024x576.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-83-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-150x150.jpg"},"medium_large":{"file":"1-83-768x432.jpg","width":768,"height":432,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-768x432.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-83-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-83-670x330.jpg","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-670x330.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-83-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-83-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-83-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-83-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-83-500x290.jpg","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83-500x290.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-83.jpg","width":1200,"height":675,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":27000,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-83.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27002"}]}}