{"id":27093,"date":"2024-07-20T18:11:27","date_gmt":"2024-07-20T15:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-20T18:13:46","modified_gmt":"2024-07-20T15:13:46","slug":"1-15-768x201-166","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/efsane-otesi-fikra\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-166\/","title":{"rendered":"EFSANE \u00d6TES\u0130 FIKRA"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Ukrayna\u2019da \u00f6\u011fretmen \u00f6\u011frencilere para birimlerini sormaktad\u0131r. \u00d6\u011fretmen: \u201cAlmanya,\u201d Der. \u00d6\u011frenciler hep bir a\u011f\u0131zdan: \u201cMark\u201d derler. \u00d6\u011fretmen: \u201cAmerika,\u201d Der. \u00d6\u011frenciler hep bir a\u011f\u0131zdan: \u201cDolar\u201d derler. \u00d6\u011fretmen: \u201c\u0130ngiltere,\u201d Der. \u00d6\u011frenciler hep bir a\u011f\u0131zdan: \u201cSterlin\u201dderler. \u00d6\u011fretmen: \u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u201d der. \u00d6\u011frencilerden ses \u00e7\u0131kmaz. \u00d6\u011fretmen bir daha sorar. \u00d6\u011frencilerden biri \u201ckere\u201d der. \u00d6\u011fretmen \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r o\u011flum nerden \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131n onu,der. \u00d6\u011frenci: \u201cGecen sene ablam Turkiye ye tatile gitti ve geldi\u011finde iki \u201ckere\u201d verdim palto ald\u0131m, bir \u201ckere\u201d verdim \u00c7anta ald\u0131m, bir \u201ckere\u201d verdim pantalon ald\u0131m, \u00fc\u00e7 \u201ckere\u201d verdim d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f bileti ald\u0131m\u201d diyordu.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2 \u2013 KO\u015eU<\/p>\n<p>Temel ile Idris bi gun stadyuma gitmisler.<\/p>\n<p>Atletler kosarken aralarinda su konusma ge\u00e7mis:<br \/>\nTemel : \u2013 Ula, bu u\u015faklar hacan niye kosayi?<\/p>\n<p>\u0130dris : \u2013 Biri birinci gelecek, madalya alacak.<\/p>\n<p>Temel : \u2013 Haaaa!.. Pe\u00e7i \u00f6b\u00fcrleri niye ko\u015fayi\u2026???<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra 3 \u2013 Futbol Merakl\u0131lar\u0131<br \/>\nKemal ile Hasan m\u00fcthi\u015f bir futbol merakl\u0131lar\u0131 imi\u015fler.\u00f6yleki ahirette<\/p>\n<p>futbol olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bile merak edermi\u015fler.bir g\u00fcn Hasan \u00f6l\u00fcm d\u00f6\u015fe\u011fine<\/p>\n<p>d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f.Kemalde ziyaretine gitmi\u015f.<br \/>\nKemal;<\/p>\n<p>-Hasan allah in\u015fallah sana \u015fifa verir iyile\u015firsin olduki \u00f6l\u00fcrsen senden<\/p>\n<p>bir iste\u011fim var demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Hasan;<br \/>\n-S\u00f6yle \u00f6len bir adam senin iste\u011fine nas\u0131l kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k verirki.demi\u015f kemal;<\/p>\n<p>-Olurda \u00f6l\u00fcrsen bana ahirette futbol olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 r\u00fcyama girip<\/p>\n<p>s\u00f6yler misin.demi\u015f<\/p>\n<p>Hasan;<br \/>\n-O\u011flum d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn \u015feye bak tabiki haber veririm hem biliyorsun senin kadar<\/p>\n<p>bende merak ediyorum demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>ve Hasan sizlere \u00f6m\u00fcr. gel zaman git zaman aradan alt\u0131 ay ge\u00e7mi\u015f. hasan<\/p>\n<p>Kemalin r\u00fcyas\u0131na girmi\u015f ve havadisleri vermeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\nHasan;<\/p>\n<p>-Karde\u015fim buras\u0131 harika bir yer.bu arada sana bir iyi birde k\u00f6t\u00fc haberim<\/p>\n<p>var.\u00f6nce hangisini s\u00f6yliyeyim<\/p>\n<p>Kemal;<br \/>\n-\u00d6nce iyiyi s\u00f6yle o zaman<\/p>\n<p>Hasan;<\/p>\n<p>-Ahirette \u00f6yle bir futbol varki d\u00fcnyada ki futbola be\u015f basar<\/p>\n<p>Kemal:<br \/>\n\u2013 Eee k\u00f6t\u00fc hebr ne peki<\/p>\n<p>Hasan;<\/p>\n<p>-Haftaya santraforumuz sensin.<br \/>\nKaynak : siyahgazete.com<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-45.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":27091,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-45.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27093"}]}}