{"id":27125,"date":"2024-07-21T02:45:42","date_gmt":"2024-07-20T23:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-21T02:46:11","modified_gmt":"2024-07-20T23:46:11","slug":"1-15-768x201-169","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/horoz-ile-tavuk-arasinda\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-169\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoz ile Tavuk aras\u0131nda"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"

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Annene S\u00f6yle
\nBir \u00e7ocuk annesinin yan\u0131na gider ve der ki:
\n\u2013 Anne bug\u00fcn horozu tam 10 kez tavu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcnde g\u00f6rd\u00fcm.
\n\u2013 Bunu babana s\u00f6yle!
\n\u2013 Baba, annem bug\u00fcn horozu tam 10 kez tavu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcnde g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fc sana s\u00f6ylememi istedi.
\n\u2013 Her seferinde ayn\u0131 tavuk muydu?
\n\u2013 Hay\u0131r
\n\u2013 Bunu annene s\u00f6yle !\u2026<\/p>\n

Evlenirken Neredeydin?<\/p>\n

Adam\u0131n biri i\u015fi i\u00e7in Ankara\u2019ya gidiyormu\u015f, tam u\u00e7a\u011fa binece\u011fi s\u0131rada kula\u011f\u0131nda bir ses:
\n\u2013 Binme, bu u\u00e7ak d\u00fc\u015fecek!
\nD\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f, etraf\u0131nda kimse yok, ama i\u00e7ine de bir kurt d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, u\u00e7a\u011fa binmemi\u015f.
\n\u0130kinci u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 beklerken kara haber ula\u015fm\u0131\u015f:
\n\u201cU\u00e7ak d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, kurtulan olmad\u0131!\u201d Ko\u015fmu\u015f Haydarpa\u015fa\u2019ya, bilet alm\u0131\u015f, tam trene binecek, f\u0131kraoku.com ayn\u0131 ses kula\u011f\u0131nda:
\n\u2013 Binme bu trene, raydan \u00e7\u0131kacak!
\nD\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f, bakm\u0131\u015f yine etraf\u0131nda kimseler yok, trene binmemi\u015f, gelmi\u015f eve, sabah gazeteyi a\u00e7\u0131nca t\u00fcyleri \u00fcrpermi\u015f:
\n\u201cTren Eski\u015fehir\u2019de raydan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 \u015fu kadar \u00f6l\u00fc, \u015fu kadar yaral\u0131\u2026\u201d
\nAllah\u2019a \u015f\u00fckretmi\u015f, ko\u015fup otob\u00fcse bilet alm\u0131\u015f, tam binerken yine o ses:
\n\u2013 Bu otob\u00fcse binme, freni patlayacak!
\nD\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f yine kimsecikler yok! Dayanamam\u0131\u015f, ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:
\n-Sen kimsin yahu?
\n-Ben senin iyilik mele\u011finim!
\nAdam iyice k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f :
\n\u2013 Ulan evlenirken neredeydin!<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-48.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":27123,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-48.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27125"}]}}