{"id":27429,"date":"2024-07-29T21:56:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T18:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg"},"modified":"2024-07-29T21:57:32","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T18:57:32","slug":"1-15-768x201-219","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/arabada-ki-kadin-ile\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-219\/","title":{"rendered":"Arabada ki kad\u0131n ile"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Kalabal\u0131k bir belediye otob\u00fcs\u00fcnde kad\u0131n\u0131n biri hayk\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Terbiyesiz adam ,yeter art\u0131k!<\/p>\n<p>Adam:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Aman bayan ne oldu ki?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Daha ne olacak ge\u00e7tin arkama. Taksim den beri ay\u0131pt\u0131r be!<\/p>\n<p>Adam:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Efendim yanl\u0131\u015f anlad\u0131n\u0131z herhalde. Bug\u00fcn ayba\u015f\u0131. Maa\u015f\u0131m\u0131 ald\u0131m, cebimde o var. O dokunmu\u015f olacak.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kad\u0131n -\u0130yi de be Adam , Taksim den \u015ei\u015fli ye gelene kadar maa\u015f\u0131na zam m\u0131 geldi?<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2 \u2013 Kavun mevsimi bir gelsin<\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6y\u00fcn \u0130mam\u0131 vaazlar\u0131nda s\u0131k s\u0131k i\u00e7ki, kumar ve sigaran\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fcklerinden s\u00f6z eder. Cemaat cami \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131 kap\u0131da \u0130mam\u2019\u0131n yolunu keserler.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hocam!<\/p>\n<p>Siz s\u0131k s\u0131k i\u00e7ki, sigara, kumar\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fcklerinden s\u00f6z ediyorsunuz da..! \u0130\u00e7ki sizin o\u011flanda!<\/p>\n<p>Kumar sizin o\u011flanda! Sigara sizin o\u011flanda! Bizim o\u011flanlar\u0131 da sizin o\u011flan ayart\u0131yor. Sizin o\u011flan\u0131 vazge\u00e7irebilseydiniz..<\/p>\n<p>Hoca eve gider, o\u011flunu kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na al\u0131r, olanlar\u0131 bir bir anlat\u0131r. O\u011flum; Gel vazge\u00e7..! Yoksa! ya ba\u015fka yere tayin isteyece\u011fim ya da g\u00f6revi b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n<p>O\u011flu dikkatle dinler. \u201cHakl\u0131s\u0131n Babac\u0131\u011f\u0131m. Yaln\u0131z bir ko\u015fulum var: Bu ak\u015fam birlikte i\u00e7elim sonra duda\u011f\u0131ma bile de\u011fdirmeyece\u011fim, sigaray\u0131 b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m, kumara t\u00f6vbe edece\u011fim\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0130mam d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr, ne yaps\u0131n kabul eder\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ak\u015fam o\u011flan mangal\u0131 yakar, \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f pirzola, \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f k\u00f6fte, kavun keser, iyisinden beyaz peynir, yetmi\u015flik bo\u011fma rak\u0131 masay\u0131 donat\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0130mam bir t\u00f6vbe esta\u011ffurullah \u00e7eker ve o\u011fluna e\u015flik eder. Gece yar\u0131s\u0131na do\u011fru i\u00e7kiler, mezeler biter o\u011flan masay\u0131 toplarken, Te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim Babac\u0131\u011f\u0131m, beni k\u0131rmad\u0131n! Ben de s\u00f6z\u00fcmde duraca\u011f\u0131m, seni mahcup etmeyece\u011fim..<\/p>\n<p>\u0130mam\u0131n keyfi yerinde o\u011fluna d\u00f6ner, Bak o\u011flum! kumar\u0131 b\u0131rak! sigaray\u0131 b\u0131rak! Ama rak\u0131 i\u00e7in acele etme, \u015fu kavun mevsimi ge\u00e7iversin..<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 Trafik Kazas\u0131<\/p>\n<p>Temel, trafi\u011fin yo\u011fun oldu\u011fu bir caddede kar\u015f\u0131dan kar\u015f\u0131ya ge\u00e7meye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken oradan ge\u00e7mekte olan bir ara\u00e7 Temel\u2019e \u00e7arpar.<\/p>\n<p>Temel, \u00e7arpman\u0131n etkisiyle yerde yuvarlan\u0131r, birka\u00e7 s\u0131yr\u0131kla kurtulur. Yan\u0131na ko\u015farak gelen araba sahibi yalvarmaya ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim, l\u00fctfen benden \u015fikayet\u00e7i olmay\u0131n, size bin dolar veririm. Temel bu durumdan ho\u015flan\u0131r ve der ki; Buradan s\u0131k s\u0131k ge\u00e7iyor musunuz?<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 4 \u2013 Temel\u2019in Eceli<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn Temel bay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, hastaneye kald\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar, hastanede Azrail\u2019e zormu\u015f;<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Benum zamanim geldi mi? Azrail;<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Yook senin daha 42 y\u0131l 6 ay\u0131n var, demi\u015f. Temel \u00e7ook sevinmi\u015f, taburcu olduktan sonra estetik merkezine gitmi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Dudaklar\u0131n\u0131 doldurtmu\u015f. Her taraf\u0131n\u0131 erdirmi\u015f gerdirmi\u015f estetik merkezinden bamba\u015fka biri olarak \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f. Kar\u015f\u0131dan kar\u015f\u0131ya ge\u00e7erken araba \u00e7arp\u0131p \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f temel Azrail\u2019e demi\u015f ki;<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ya sen niye benum canumu aldun, benum daha 42 sene 6 ay \u00f6mrum vardu.<\/p>\n<p>Azrail temele bi bakm\u0131\u015f tan\u0131maya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f sonra demi\u015f ki;<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 K\u0131z Allah can\u0131n\u0131 almas\u0131n o<br \/>\nsen miydin<\/p>\n<p>Kaynak : estetikdoktorlari.net<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-98.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":27427,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/1-15-768x201-98.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27429"}]}}