{"id":27845,"date":"2024-08-11T01:13:09","date_gmt":"2024-08-10T22:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-11T01:16:50","modified_gmt":"2024-08-10T22:16:50","slug":"1-15-768x201-307","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/damat-yetis\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-307\/","title":{"rendered":"DAMAT YET\u0130\u015e"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"

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En son olarak k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damad\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damad\u0131 sahilde g\u00fcne\u015flenirken denize girip tam bo\u011fulma taklidi yapmaya ba\u015flayacakm\u0131\u015f ki baca\u011f\u0131na kramp girmi\u015f. Bu sefer ger\u00e7ekten bo\u011fulmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Denizden k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damad\u0131na ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f :<\/p>\n

\u2500 Damad\u0131m \u00e7abuk yeti\u015f !<\/p>\n

\u2500 Bo\u011fuluyorum !<\/p>\n

\u2500 Kurtar beni !<\/p>\n

K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damat hi\u00e7 ald\u0131r\u0131\u015f etmemi\u015f. Kaynanas\u0131 bo\u011fulmu\u015f. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damat tek ba\u015f\u0131na eve d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n

Ertesi sabah k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck damad\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131nda son model bir araba, araban\u0131n cam\u0131nda oturdu\u011fu evin tapusu ve bir not :<\/p>\n

Sevgili damad\u0131m, hayat\u0131m\u0131 kurtard\u0131\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7in te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim.
\nBu hediyelerimi kabul et.<\/p>\n

Not : Kay\u0131nbaban<\/p>\n

BONUS FIKRA —
\nBir kaynanan\u0131n, \u00fc\u00e7 tane gelini bir tane de k\u0131z\u0131 varm\u0131\u015f. G\u00fcn\u00fcn birinde gelinlerinden bir bardak su istemi\u015f. Gelinler su getirmemek i\u00e7in bahane \u00fcretmeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n

\u00d6nce en b\u00fcy\u00fck gelin konu\u015fmu\u015f :
\n\u2500 Anneci\u011fim, sana su getirmeyi \u00e7ok isterdim ama \u00e7ocu\u011fumu uyutmam laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n

Sonra ortanca gelin konu\u015fmu\u015f :
\n\u2500 Anneci\u011fim, sana su getirmeyi \u00e7ok isterdim ama yemek yapmam laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n

En son k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck gelin konu\u015fmu\u015f :
\n\u2500 Anneci\u011fim, sana su getirmeyi \u00e7ok isterdim ama biliyorsun ben hamileyim, yemek kokular\u0131 midemi bulat\u0131r, mutfa\u011fa giremem.<\/p>\n

Gelinlerin g\u00f6r\u00fcmcesi, bunlar\u0131 duyunca annesine \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f :<\/p>\n

\u2500 Anne \u00fc\u00e7 gelinin var ama \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnden de sana hay\u0131r yok !<\/p>\n

\u2500 En iyisi kalk kendin i\u00e7 suyunu.<\/p>\n

\u2500 Gelirken bir bardak su da bana getir.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-72.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":27843,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-72.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27845"}]}}