{"id":28086,"date":"2024-08-17T21:52:08","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T18:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-17T21:53:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T18:53:23","slug":"1-15-768x201-357","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/18-yasinda-bir-delikanli\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-357\/","title":{"rendered":"18 ya\u015f\u0131nda bir delikanl\u0131"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>18 ya\u015f\u0131nda bir delikanl\u0131 babas\u0131na sorar: Baba ben gerde\u011fe girdi\u011fimde ne yap\u0131cam? Baba: O\u011flum sen hele bir b\u00fcy\u00fc de o vakit s\u00f6ylerim. Y\u0131llar ge\u00e7er \u00e7ocuk evlenmeye karar verir.Evlendi\u011fi gece babas\u0131na sorar: Baba seneler evvelce sormu\u015ftum gerdekte ne yap\u0131cam diye.Baba yan\u0131t verir:O\u011flum kar\u0131n ne yaparsa sen de onu yap.\u00c7ocuk gerde\u011fe girer.Kar\u0131s\u0131 k\u0131yafetini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r. O da \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r.Kad\u0131n yata\u011fa uzan\u0131r.\u00c7ocukta yata\u011fa uzan\u0131r. Kad\u0131n bacaklar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar \u00e7ocuk da bacaklar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar. ad\u0131n kocas\u0131na bakar.Kocas\u0131 da derki:EE \u015fimdi ne yap\u0131caz kar\u0131c\u0131m?Kar\u0131s\u0131 da d\u0131\u015far\u0131dan iki \u015fah\u0131s \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r da birisi beni diksin di\u011feride seni diksin\u2026<\/p>\n<p>E\u015fe\u011fi ile kasabaya al\u0131\u015fveri\u015fe giden Nasreddin Hoca; kitap, elma, limon gibi bir\u00e7ok a\u011f\u0131r \u015fey alm\u0131\u015f. Ald\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 kocaman bir \u00e7uvala yerle\u015ftirmi\u015f. \u00c7uval\u0131 da s\u0131rt\u0131na al\u0131p e\u015fe\u011fine binmi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Yolda giderken Hoca\u2019y\u0131 g\u00f6ren k\u00f6yl\u00fcler:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ey Hoca, \u00e7uval\u0131 niye kendi s\u0131rt\u0131na ald\u0131n?, diye sormu\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>Hoca:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ne yapay\u0131m? Zavall\u0131 hayvan zaten beni ta\u015f\u0131yor, \u00e7uval\u0131 da ona ta\u015f\u0131tmaya g\u00f6nl\u00fcm raz\u0131 olmad\u0131, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-122.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28084,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-122.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28086"}]}}