{"id":28229,"date":"2024-08-22T18:15:51","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T15:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-22T18:16:36","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T15:16:36","slug":"1-15-768x201-387","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/foto-galeri\/bu-fikraya-gulmekten-yorulduk\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-387\/","title":{"rendered":"Bu f\u0131kraya g\u00fclmekten yorulduk"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130ki \u00e7ocu\u011fu olan k\u00f6yl\u00fc delikanl\u0131, askerlik vazifesini tamamlay\u0131p k\u00f6y\u00fcne d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f. Evine geldi\u011finde bir de ne g\u00f6rs\u00fcn? Kar\u0131s\u0131 Fadime \u00fc\u00e7 \u00e7ocukla bir masan\u0131n etraf\u0131nda oturuyor\u2026 Delikanl\u0131 birden \u00f6fkelenip ba\u011f\u0131rmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f: \u2013 Abovv\u2026 Vay ba\u015f\u0131ma gelen? G\u0131z Fadime kalk kalk kalk\u2026 De bana bi hele; bu \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc \u00e7ocuk nerden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131? Ben 15 ay \u00f6nce askere giderken iki \u00e7ocu\u011fumuz vard\u0131. Bu \u00e7ocuk benden olamaz! Fadime \u00e7ocuk korkmas\u0131n diye ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ok\u015farken, gayet sakin cevap verir: \u2013 Yav herif ne ba\u011fr\u0131yon be? \u00c7ocuk sana baba m\u0131 diyor? Oturmu\u015f, uslu uslu yo\u011furdunu yiyor!\u2026<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>Acayip komik\u2026 Han\u0131m\u0131 cevap verir: \u2013 \u201c\u00c7ocu\u011fu do\u011furduktan sonra s\u00fct\u00fcm gelmedi. Mecburen bir s\u00fctannesi tuttuk, onun s\u00fct\u00fcn\u00fc emdi. S\u00fctanne zenciydi. Herhalde bu y\u00fczden b\u00f6yle oldu.\u201d Adam, ikna olmu\u015fa benzer ama i\u00e7inde yine de ufak bir ku\u015fku vard\u0131r. \u0130\u00e7inden, \u201cbunu bilse bilse annem bilir\u201d der ve annesine sorar\u2026 Anne cevap verir: \u2013 \u201cOlmaz olur mu o\u011flum, tabii ki olur. Seni do\u011furdu\u011fumda benim de s\u00fct\u00fcm gelmemi\u015fti ve inek s\u00fct\u00fcyle beslemi\u015ftim. Bak boynuzlar\u0131n \u00e7\u0131kmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f bile\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nasreddin Hoca F\u0131kras\u0131 \u2013 Onu Kendisi Sanm\u0131\u015f<\/p>\n<p>Nasreddin Hoca bir g\u00fcn yolda giderken bir adamla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Adamla sohbet etmeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. Bir saat havadan sudan konu\u015ftuktan sonra Hoca:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kusura bakma arkada\u015f. Ben seni tan\u0131yamad\u0131m, ad\u0131n neydi?, diye sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Adamca\u011f\u0131z \u00e7ok \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Madem beni tan\u0131mad\u0131n, neden benimle bir saattir sohbet ediyorsun?, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Nasreddin Hoca:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 K\u0131yafetlerin benimkine \u00e7ok benziyordu. Ben de seni ben sand\u0131m, demi\u015f.<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-152.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28227,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-152.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28229"}]}}