{"id":28234,"date":"2024-08-22T19:29:43","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T16:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-22T19:30:37","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T16:30:37","slug":"1-15-768x201-388","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/foto-galeri\/efsane-fikra-bu-2\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-388\/","title":{"rendered":"Efsane f\u0131kra bu"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Delikanl\u0131 u\u00e7akta, g\u00fczel bir sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f. Hemen sarkm\u0131\u015f sar\u0131\u015f\u0131na; \u2018Yan yana otururken muhabbet edilirse seyahat \u00e7ok k\u0131sa s\u00fcrer, hadi konu\u015fal\u0131m \u2018 demi\u015f. Sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n okudu\u011fu kitab\u0131 yava\u015f\u00e7a kapatarak,\u2019Ne \u00fczerine konu\u015fmak istersin\u2019 demi\u015f.Delikanl\u0131 \u2018Valla bilmem ki\u2026Mesela n\u00fckleer enerjiye ne dersin?\u2019Sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n;\u2019Enteresan bir konu, olabilir, ama \u00f6nce sana birsoru soray\u0131m\u2026 At inek ve geyik ayn\u0131 \u015feyi yerler\u2026 yani ot\u2026 Ama \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131rlarken geyik k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck par\u00e7alar halinde, inek lappadanak par\u00e7alar halinde, at da pi\u015fmaniye toplar\u0131 gibi \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r. Neden oldu\u011funu biliyor musun ?\u2019 Delikanl\u0131 ;\u2019Valla en ufak bir fikrim yok\u2019 demi\u015f,Bunun \u00fczerine Sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n;\u2019Hen\u00fcz bi b*ktan bile anlamazken n\u00fckleer enerjiyi nas\u0131l tart\u0131\u015fabilece\u011fini zannediyorsun?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA<\/p>\n<p>Saavslar\u0131n eksik olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 eski y\u0131llarda bir d\u00f6nem t\u00fcm erkek \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 saavasa al\u0131n\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Temel\u2019in bir \u00e7ocu\u011fu askere al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f, Temel ikinci \u00e7ocu\u011fu yapm\u0131\u015f. Ordu ikincisini de alm\u0131\u015f, Temel \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc yapm\u0131\u015f o da al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f. B\u00f6yle gide gide onuncu \u00e7ocuk da askere al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f, Temel on birinciyi yapm\u0131\u015f. Askerler on birinci \u00e7ocu\u011fu da askere almaya geldiklerinde Temel demi\u015f ki; \u2013 S\u00f6yleyin o padi\u015fah\u0131n\u0131za, benim seeyime g\u00fcvenip sa\u011fa sola sava\u015f a\u00e7mas\u0131n! : ))<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>Yanl\u0131\u015f Mail<br \/>\nAdam\u0131n biri yeni ula\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 otele kayd\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131r\u0131r. Odas\u0131na girdi\u011finde masada bir bilgisayar g\u00f6r\u00fcr ve kar\u0131s\u0131na e-mail atmaya karar verir.<br \/>\nFakat yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 mesaj\u0131 fark\u0131nda olmadan yanl\u0131\u015f bir adrese g\u00f6nderir\u2026. Tam bu s\u0131rada farkl\u0131 bir yerde kad\u0131n, kocas\u0131n\u0131n cenaze t\u00f6reninden evine yeni d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr ve bilgisayar\u0131ndaki maili g\u00f6r\u00fcr,arkada\u015flar\u0131ndan geldi\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc maili okuyunca oldu\u011fu yere y\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131p kal\u0131r. Odaya giren annesi yerde yatan k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 ve ekrandaki mesaj\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cKime : Sevgili kar\u0131ma<\/p>\n<p>Konu : Yeni ula\u015ft\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Tarih : 16 May\u0131s 2004<\/p>\n<p>Benden haber ald\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u015fa\u015f\u0131raca\u011f\u0131ndan eminim. Burada bilgisayar var ve sevdiklerimize e-mail g\u00f6nderebiliyoruz. Buraya yeni ula\u015ft\u0131m ve kayd\u0131m\u0131 yapt\u0131rd\u0131m. Her \u015fey yar\u0131n senin buraya gelece\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclerek haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015f. Seninle bulu\u015fmay\u0131 d\u00f6rt g\u00f6zle bekliyorum. Umar\u0131m benim gibi sorunsuz bir yolculuk ge\u00e7irirsin. Not: Buras\u0131 \u00e7ok s\u0131cak.\u201d<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-153.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28232,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-153.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28234"}]}}