{"id":28311,"date":"2024-08-25T00:17:47","date_gmt":"2024-08-24T21:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-25T00:18:35","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T21:18:35","slug":"1-15-768x201-408","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/ailece-gulduk-buna\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-408\/","title":{"rendered":"Ailece g\u00fcld\u00fck buna"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Aradan birka\u00e7 saat ge\u00e7tikten sonra kap\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ve k\u0131z bitkin bir vaziyette di\u015far\u0131ya \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f.Ya\u015fl\u0131 adam\u0131n o\u011flu hemen ko\u015fmu\u015f ve endi\u015fe ile sormu\u015f. NELER OLDU! Babam iyimi ?K\u0131z evet \u00e7ok iyi idi demi\u015f.Ben yoruldumda ,biraz mola verdik diya ilave etmi\u015f ,\u00e7ocuk Allah Allah! 75 ya\u015f\u0131nda bir adam nas\u0131l oluyorda bukadar aktif olabiliyor deyince ,k\u0131z yok can\u0131m demi\u015f aktif de\u011fil adam bunak, yap\u0131yor unutuyor ,yap\u0131yor unutuyor. Karadeniz\u2019de bir k\u00f6yden ge\u00e7en bir yabanc\u0131 arabas\u0131yla bir tavuk ezer. Ka\u00e7acakt\u0131r ama korkar. D\u00f6n\u00fc\u015fte gene ayn\u0131 k\u00f6yden ge\u00e7ecektir. En iyisi sahibini bulup paras\u0131n\u0131 vermek. Muhtar\u0131 bulur durumu anlat\u0131r. Tavu\u011fu verir. Ancak tavuk d\u00fcmd\u00fcz olmu\u015ftur. Muhtar k\u00f6yl\u00fcleri tek tek \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. Tavu\u011fu g\u00f6sterir. Hi\u00e7 kimse tavu\u011fa sahip \u00e7\u0131kmaz. Muhtar sonucu yabanc\u0131ya a\u00e7\u0131klar: \u2013 Bizim k\u00f6yde yamyass\u0131 tavuk yoktur.Temel, kar\u0131s\u0131 Fadime\u2019yi bademcik ameliyat\u0131 yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Hastaneden taburcu edilirken, doktor Temel\u2019e baz\u0131 tavsiyelerde bulunur ve son olarak der ki; \u2013 Asl\u0131nda bu ameliyat gecikmi\u015f, daha \u00e7ocukken yap\u0131lmal\u0131yd\u0131. Temel hemen s\u00f6ze girer: \u2013 O zaman faturay\u0131 kay\u0131nbabam\u0131 g\u00f6nder de, hasab\u0131n\u0131 o \u00f6desun!Temel ile Dursun denize y\u00fczmeye giderler. Temel bo\u011fulur. Savc\u0131 gelir ara\u015ft\u0131rma yapmaya ve Dursun\u2019a sorar: \u2013 Olay nas\u0131l oldu. \u2013 Savci bey olay molay yok\u2026 Temel bi talup gelece\u011fim dedi ama siz da g\u00f6riysiniz gelmedi\u2026 BONUS FIKRA 2 Boks ma\u00e7\u0131 hayli heyecanl\u0131 ge\u00e7iyordu. \u0130ki boks\u00f6r ringde k\u0131yas\u0131ya d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorlard\u0131. Ama birinin durumu pek k\u00f6t\u00fcyd\u00fc. Yumruklar\u0131 havay\u0131 d\u00f6v\u00fcyor, bir teki bile rakibine de\u011fmiyordu. Raund aras\u0131nda menejerine sordu: \u201cMa\u00e7\u0131 almam i\u00e7in bir \u015fans\u0131m var m\u0131?\u201d Menejeri bir yandan terini kurularken di\u011fer taraftan: \u201cElbette var, diye cevap verdi. Etraf\u0131ndaki havay\u0131 d\u00f6nmeye devam et. B\u00f6ylelikle rakibini zat\u00fcreden \u00f6ld\u00fcrebilirsin. BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 Temel bey, dairelerimiz ayn\u0131 geni\u015fliktedir. Sen evi duvar k\u00e2\u011f\u0131d\u0131yla kaplatt\u0131n? Ben de evi dekore edece\u011fim de. Ne k\u00e2dar duvar ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 ald\u0131n? \u2013 On yedi top aldum. Kom\u015fu da duvar k\u00e2\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131 al\u0131r, evi kaplat\u0131r, ama epeyce de k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t elinde kal\u0131r. \u2013 Yahu Temel, ben de on yedi top ald\u0131m ama, yedi top artt\u0131! \u2013 Eyi, benum da o kadar artm\u0131\u015ft\u0131! BONUS FIKRA 4 \u2013 Yahu Recep, bizum Fadume\u2019nun \u00e7ok k\u00f6ti bi huyi vardur. Gece d\u00f6rde kadar uyumay\u0131! \u2013 Temelcu\u011fum, peki o saate kadar ne yapayi? \u2013 Penum eve gelmemi bekliyor! BONUS FIKRA 5 Karadeniz\u2019de bir k\u00f6yden ge\u00e7en bir yabanc\u0131 arabas\u0131yla bir tavuk ezer. Ka\u00e7acakt\u0131r ama korkar. D\u00f6n\u00fc\u015fte gene ayn\u0131 k\u00f6yden ge\u00e7ecektir. En iyisi sahibini bulup paras\u0131n\u0131 vermek. Muhtar\u0131 bulur durumu anlat\u0131r. Tavu\u011fu verir. Ancak tavuk d\u00fcmd\u00fcz olmu\u015ftur. Muhtar k\u00f6yl\u00fcleri tek tek \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. Tavu\u011fu g\u00f6sterir. Hi\u00e7 kimse tavu\u011fa sahip \u00e7\u0131kmaz. Muhtar sonucu yabanc\u0131ya a\u00e7\u0131klar: \u2013 Bizim k\u00f6yde yamyass\u0131 tavuk yoktur.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-173.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28309,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-173.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28311"}]}}