{"id":28357,"date":"2024-08-26T19:08:53","date_gmt":"2024-08-26T16:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-26T19:10:13","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T16:10:13","slug":"1-15-768x201-417","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/efsane-sonlu-fikra-bu\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-417\/","title":{"rendered":"Efsane Sonlu F\u0131kra Bu"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Kaynana geline devaml\u0131 s\u00f6ylenirmi\u015f; \u201cBaban\u0131n evinden ne\u201dgetirdin ?\u201d diye.<\/p>\n<p>Gelin sonunda dayanamam\u0131\u015f \u201cdaha ne getireyim\u201d demi\u015f. -\u011f\u00fcslerini g\u00f6stermi\u015f \u201ckristal avize\u201d demi\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f6be\u011fini g\u00f6stermi\u015f \u201c6 metrekare b\u00fcnyan hal\u0131\u201d demis\u2026 P-posunu g\u00f6sterip \u201d renkli televizyon \u201d demi\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sonra da kaynanaya sormu\u015f :<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO\u011flun ne getirdi k\u0131r\u0131k bi anten, o da oynamazsan g\u00f6stermez.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 1<\/p>\n<p>Temel k\u00f6\u015fkte \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Birg\u00fcn k\u00f6\u015fk\u00fcn han\u0131m\u0131 Temel\u2019i ikaz etmi\u015f: -Bir daha kap\u0131y\u0131 vurmadan i\u00e7eri girme, soyunuyor olabilirim! Temel cevap vermi\u015f: -Merak etmeyun,soyunuk olmayas\u0131nuz diye \u00f6nce delikten pakayrum..:)<\/p>\n<p>FIKRA 2 \u2013 DEL\u0130 HASTANES\u0130<\/p>\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn bir bilim adam\u0131 y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131 nedeniyle hastaneleri gezip ak\u0131llanan delileri salmaya karar vermi\u015f. Bir s\u00fcr\u00fc hastaneyi gezmi\u015f fakat hi\u00e7 ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131na kanaat getirilen deliye rastlamam\u0131\u015f. En sonunda bir hastaneye gitmi\u015f birde bakm\u0131\u015f ki b\u00fct\u00fcn deliler z\u0131pl\u0131yor. Hemen onlarla ilgilenen doktorlara sormu\u015f: \u2013 Bunlar neden b\u00f6yle z\u0131pl\u0131yorlar? Doktor: \u2013 Bunlar kendilerini m\u0131s\u0131r patla\u011f\u0131 zannediyorlar, demi\u015f. Bir de bakm\u0131\u015flar ki bir tanesi z\u0131plamadan yata\u011f\u0131n \u00fczerinde sabit bir \u015fekilde duruyormu\u015f. Hemen ona yakla\u015farak sormu\u015f: \u2013 Sen neden z\u0131plam\u0131yorsun? Deli: \u2013 Ben tavaya yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-182.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28355,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-182.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28357"}]}}