{"id":28665,"date":"2024-09-07T01:44:28","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T22:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46.jpg"},"modified":"2024-09-07T01:45:25","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T22:45:25","slug":"1-996","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/foto-galeri\/mutlu-eden-gulduren\/attachment\/1-996\/","title":{"rendered":"Mutlu eden g\u00fcld\u00fcren"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46-300x169.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-46.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130ki ayya\u015f t\u00f6vbe etmek i\u00e7in abdest almaya hamama giderler. Locada soyunurlarken birisinin cebinden bira \u015fi\u015fesi \u00e7\u0131kar.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ben bunu i\u00e7ece\u011fim.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hay\u0131r hani t\u00f6vbe edecektin.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Para verdim. G\u00fczelce i\u00e7er. Bir yudum,iki yudum derken d\u00fcnya d\u00f6ner. Tam bu s\u0131rada locan\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r ve\u2026.muhaf\u0131zlar i\u00e7eri girer.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Buras\u0131 kral\u0131n bo\u015falt\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 alkol i\u00e7en \u201cAlem buysa kral benim.\u201d Kral gelir. Aksilik buya aya\u011f\u0131 tak\u0131l\u0131r d\u00fc\u015fer ve \u00f6-l-\u00fc-r. Muhaf\u0131zlar krala benzeyen adam\u0131 tutup saraya g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrler. \u00d6n\u00fcne 3 tane ip getirirler ve derlerki:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Birinci ipi \u00e7ek sar\u0131\u015f\u0131nlar gelsin, ikinci ipi \u00e7ek esmerler gelsin, ac\u0131kt\u0131nm\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc ipi \u00e7ek. Bir s\u00fcre sonra 1. ip. \u00d6fff alem. Bir s\u00fcre sonra 2. Ip. \u00d6fff alem. Karn\u0131 ac\u0131k\u0131r 3. ip. Alt\u0131n taslar i\u00e7inde yemekler. Yer i\u00e7er sonunda s\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Arar tarar fakat tuvaleti bulamaz. Tutar yemek yedi\u011fi alt\u0131n taslar\u0131n birisinin i\u00e7ine s*\u00e7ar. Tam o anda kafas\u0131nda k\u00fct diye p-atlar.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hamam tella\u011f\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c Ulan bir bir \u00e7ektin anlad\u0131k, ikinciye de okey hamam tas\u0131na s*\u00e7man\u0131n alemi neydi.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>\u201dNasrettin Hoca \u015fehre inmek i\u00e7in evinden \u00e7\u0131kar. Bu s\u0131rada bah\u00e7e kap\u0131s\u0131nda bir kom\u015fusuyla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131r. Kom\u015fusu Hoca\u2019ya;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHocam, geceleyin sizin evden g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcler geliyordu, merak ettim, hayrola?\u201ddeyince Nasrettin Hoca da;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBir \u015fey yoktu, hatunla biraz tart\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k, demek ki a\u011f\u0131z dala\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 duymu\u015fsun.\u201d der.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoca Efendi, \u00f6yle k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir tart\u0131\u015fma gibi de\u011fildi sanki\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bu defa Hoca \u015f\u00f6yle bir sakal\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131vazlad\u0131ktan sonra;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHaa! Han\u0131m\u0131n aya\u011f\u0131 benim c\u00fcbbeye tak\u0131ld\u0131, y\u0131rt\u0131ld\u0131, demek ki o sesi duymu\u015fsunuz.\u201d der.<\/p>\n<p>Kom\u015fusu \u0131srarl\u0131d\u0131r, sormay\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHocam, c\u00fcbbeden hi\u00e7 \u00f6yle ses \u00e7\u0131kar m\u0131?\u201d deyince, Nasreddin Hoca dayanamaz;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYahu kom\u015fu, ne uzat\u0131p duruyorsun, c\u00fcbbenin i\u00e7inde ben de vard\u0131m.\u201d der.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3<\/p>\n<p>Yeme\u011fin Bu\u011fusu, Paran\u0131n Sesi F\u0131kras\u0131<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca Ak\u015fehir\u2019de kad\u0131l\u0131k vazifesini y\u00fcr\u00fct\u00fcrken kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na iki adam \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f. Birisi \u00f6teden beri cimrili\u011fi ile tan\u0131nm\u0131\u015f bir a\u015f\u00e7\u0131, di\u011feri de boynu b\u00fck\u00fck bir fakir. A\u015f\u00e7\u0131 s\u00f6z\u00fc alm\u0131\u015f :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hocam demi\u015f, ben bu adamdan davac\u0131y\u0131m. D\u00fckkan\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde fasulye pi\u015firiyordum. Tencerenin kenar\u0131ndan bu\u011fusu \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yordu yeme\u011fin. Bu adam elinde somun ekmekle geldi. Kopard\u0131\u011f\u0131 lokmalar\u0131 yeme\u011fin bu\u011fusuna tutup ba\u015flad\u0131 at\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmaya. Nihayet koca bir ekme\u011fi bitirdi. Ondan fasulye bu\u011fusunun paras\u0131n\u0131 istedim, vermedi.<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca anlat\u0131lanlar\u0131 dikkatlice dinledikten sonra fakire d\u00f6n\u00fcp :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Do\u011fru mu bunlar ? diye sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Evet, demi\u015f fakir adam.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u00d6yleyse para kesesini \u00e7\u0131kar bakal\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Zavall\u0131 fakir kad\u0131 efendiye kar\u015f\u0131 gelememi\u015f. \u0130\u00e7inde \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f ak\u00e7e bulunan para kesesini Nasrettin Hoca\u2019ya uzatm\u0131\u015f. Bu sefer a\u015f\u00e7\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f yan\u0131na. Keseyi kula\u011f\u0131na yakla\u015ft\u0131rarak \u015f\u0131ng\u0131rdatmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Sonra da :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Haydi demi\u015f ald\u0131n i\u015fte alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131. A\u015f\u00e7\u0131 :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Nas\u0131l olur? diye \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 belli etmi\u015f. Param\u0131 vermediniz hen\u00fcz. Hoca cevap vermi\u015f :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Fazla uzatma, yeme\u011fin bu\u011fusunu satan paran\u0131n da sesini al\u0131r elbet! 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