{"id":28788,"date":"2024-09-11T00:30:32","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T21:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg"},"modified":"2024-09-11T00:31:04","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T21:31:04","slug":"1-15-768x201-475","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/herkesi-gulduren\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-475\/","title":{"rendered":"Herkesi g\u00fcld\u00fcren"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Kad\u0131n\u0131n biri doktora gitmi\u015f ve doktor kendisini muayene ettikten sonra ona h.mile oldu\u011funu s\u00f6ylemi\u015f, kad\u0131n sevin\u00e7le evine gitmi\u015f. Durumu kocas\u0131na anlatm\u0131\u015f, kocas\u0131 \u00e7ok \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<br \/>\n\u2013 Nas\u0131l olur oysa ben \u00e7ok dikkat etmi\u015ftim, der ve solu\u011fu doktorun yan\u0131nda al\u0131r doktora:<br \/>\n\u2013 Doktor Bey, bir yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131k olmas\u0131n, ben \u00e7ok dikkat etmi\u015ftim ama bu nas\u0131l olur? der doktor da:<br \/>\n\u2013 Bak\u0131n beyefendi, bu i\u015fler trafi\u011fe benzer, siz \u00e7ok dikkat edersiniz ama ba\u015fkalar\u0131 pek dikkat etmez\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra!<br \/>\nTemel ve Dursun bir g\u00fcn ayn\u0131 u\u00e7akta yan yana seyahate \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015flar. U\u00e7ak g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcnde s\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcrken birden bir ses i\u015fitmi\u015fler ve pilot:<\/p>\n<p>Herkes sakin olsun motor ar\u0131zas\u0131 ya\u015fand\u0131, u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n bir motoru devre d\u0131\u015f\u0131 kald\u0131 ancak tela\u015f etmeye gerek yok<\/p>\n<p>Aradan ge\u00e7en bir s\u00fcre sonra pilot tedirgin ve korkulu bir ses tonuyla ikinci bir anons daha yapm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>U\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n ikinci motoru da bozuldu.<\/p>\n<p>Temel sonras\u0131nda Dursun\u2019a gayet rahat, sakin ve huzurlu bir ses tonu ile:<\/p>\n<p>Dursun desene ha bu geceyu da burada ge\u00e7ireca\u011fuz.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-43.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28786,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-43.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28788"}]}}