{"id":29184,"date":"2024-09-26T01:17:07","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg"},"modified":"2024-09-26T01:17:35","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:17:35","slug":"1-15-768x201-563","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/guzel-bir-fikramiz\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-563\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00fczel bir f\u0131kram\u0131z"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>20\u2019\u015fer y\u0131l hapis yiyen iki mahkuma ilk on y\u0131l i\u00e7in ne istersiniz diye sorarlar:<\/p>\n<p>Birinci mahkum:<\/p>\n<p>\u0130lk on y\u0131l i\u00e7in yetecek kadar kitap ister.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130kinci mahkum:<\/p>\n<p>\u0130lk On sene yetecek kadar sigara ister.<\/p>\n<p>On y\u0131l sona erince ikinci on y\u0131l i\u00e7in ne istediklerini sorarlar:<\/p>\n<p>\u0130lk mahkum on y\u0131l yetecek \u015fekilde kitapla birlikte birde g\u00f6zl\u00fck ister.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130kinci mahkumun ko\u011fu\u015funa girince bakarlarki sigaralar ayn\u0131 \u015fekilde kald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlarlar ve ikinci on y\u0131l i\u00e7in ne istedi\u011fini sorarlar:<\/p>\n<p>Mahkum da feryatla \u00e7akmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk !<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra<br \/>\nAsker Temel Temel askere gider kar\u0131s\u0131 Fadime hamiledir, bir o\u011fullar\u0131 olacakt\u0131r, do\u011fum yakla\u015f\u0131nca Temel komutan\u0131n yan\u0131na gider. -\u201cKomitanum pen gideyrum.\u201d Komutan: -\u201cNereye o\u011flum!! Ne demek ben gidiyorum!\u201d Temel: -\u201cKar\u0131m hamiledur.\u201d Komutan: -\u201cO\u011flum sen do\u011furacak de\u011filsin ya! Do\u011fumdan sonra gidersin.\u201d diye cevaplar. Temel: -\u201d Komitanum; ha\u00e7an siz pizum oralari pilmezsinuz. Kari do\u011firiyi kocas\u0131 nereyedur? Derlerde Fadimemu uzerler!\u201d Komutan; -\u201cPeki Temel tamam ka\u00e7 g\u00fcn izin yeter?\u201d diye sorar. Temel: _\u201dKomitanum artuk pen celmem daaa! \u00c7ocu\u011fumi c\u00f6nderece\u011fum!\u201d Komutan iyice \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r. -\u201cNas\u0131l yani?\u201d diye hayretle sorar. Temel: -\u201cYa komitanum siz pizum oralari pilmezsunuz daa. Ula \u00e7ocu\u011fu dururken kendi gittu askere temezler mu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra<br \/>\nAradaki Fark Temel ile Dursun kahvede otururken konu konuyu a\u00e7ar. Dursun Temel\u2019e der ki: -Temel akil hastanesiyle evliluk arasunda\u00e7i fark nedur? -Ula birine deli girup akilli \u00e7ikarsun, di\u011ferune akilli girup deli \u00e7ikarsun da.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-131.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":29182,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1-15-768x201-131.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29184"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29184"}]}}