{"id":29618,"date":"2024-10-10T01:53:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T22:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg"},"modified":"2024-10-10T02:01:56","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T23:01:56","slug":"1-15-768x201-636","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/bu-fikraya-bayildik\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-636\/","title":{"rendered":"Bu f\u0131kraya bay\u0131ld\u0131k"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Dursun \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r ve sorar: ula siz Temele bir kad.n ve bin dolar verdiniz bana niye \u00fc\u00e7 kad.n ve be\u015f bin dolar verdiniz der?<br \/>\nresepsiyonist cevap verir..<br \/>\nresepsiyonist g\u00fclerek der&#8221; sizinki canl\u0131 yay\u0131nd\u0131 onunki banttand\u0131&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra<br \/>\nBir mecliste konu\u015fulurken,<br \/>\nAmerikal\u0131 :<br \/>\n-Biz Mars&#8217;a gidece\u011fiz, demi\u015f.<br \/>\nAlman :<br \/>\n-Biz yak\u0131ts\u0131z giden otomobil \u00fcretece\u011fiz, demi\u015f.<br \/>\nFrans\u0131z :<br \/>\n-Atom bombas\u0131n\u0131 etkisiz hale getirecek projelerimiz var, demi\u015f.<br \/>\nBizim Karadenizli de onlardan geri kalmamak i\u00e7in :<br \/>\n-Biz de g\u00fcne\u015fe gidece\u011fiz, demi\u015f.<br \/>\n-G\u00fcne\u015fe gidemezsiniz, demi\u015fler. G\u00fcne\u015f yakar.<br \/>\nKaradenizli g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f :<br \/>\n-O kadar da enayi de\u011filiz, tabi, demi\u015f. Ak\u015fam serinli\u011finde gidece\u011fiz. <\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra<br \/>\nTemel k\u0131rtasiye&#8217;ye girmi\u015f, tezgahtara :<br \/>\n-Pana pir roman lazum, demi\u015f.<br \/>\nK\u0131rtasiye tezgahtar\u0131 sormu\u015f :<br \/>\n-Efendim ag\u0131r m\u0131 olsun hafif mi?<br \/>\nTemel :<br \/>\n-Farketmez, nasul olsa arabam d\u0131sarudadur.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-46.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":29616,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/1-15-768x201-46.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29618"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29618"}]}}