{"id":30352,"date":"2024-11-15T17:55:37","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T14:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg"},"modified":"2024-11-15T17:56:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T14:56:28","slug":"1-15-768x201-759","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/kadinin-birisi\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-759\/","title":{"rendered":"Kad\u0131n\u0131n Birisi"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>a\u011f\u0131r a\u011f\u0131r i\u00e7meye ba\u015fla. seni g\u00f6r\u00fcnce siniri a\u011f\u0131r a\u011f\u0131r ge\u00e7meye ba\u015flayacakt\u0131r\u201d Bir hafta sonra kad\u0131n tekrar doktora gelmi\u015f. Kad\u0131n : \u201cdoktor bey siz bir harikas\u0131n\u0131z.Kad\u0131n : \u201cdoktor bey siz bir harikas\u0131n\u0131z. sihirli bir de\u011fnek gibi elime barda\u011f\u0131 al\u0131p a\u011f\u0131r a\u011f\u0131r i\u00e7iyorum ve hemen kocam\u0131n siniri ge\u00e7iyor. \u00e7ok te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim sular\u0131n \u015fifas\u0131ndan ruhu dinleniyor kocam\u0131n san\u0131r\u0131m. Nas\u0131l bir bardak su bu kadar etkili olabiliyor?\u201d Doktor : \u201cbir bardak suyun bir etkisi yok asl\u0131nda. sadece senin \u00e7eneni kapamaya yard\u0131mc\u0131 oluyor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>KEKEME FIKRASI<\/p>\n<p>\u00dcniversiteye kay\u0131t olmak i\u00e7in giden gence M\u00fcd\u00fcr sorar;<\/p>\n<p>Ad\u0131n ne yavrum?<\/p>\n<p>Memememehmet Yayayayakup\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kekeme misin evlad\u0131m?<\/p>\n<p>Hay\u0131r hocam babam kekemeydi. N\u00fcfusa o kay\u0131t ettirdi.<\/p>\n<p>TEMEL FIKRASI<\/p>\n<p>\u0130lkokul \u00f6\u011fretmeni s\u0131n\u0131fta Cennet\u2019e gitmek isteyenlerin ellerini kald\u0131rmalar\u0131n\u0131 ister.<\/p>\n<p>Yaln\u0131z Temel\u2019cik elini kald\u0131rmay\u0131nca merak eder ve sorar,<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Sen gitmek istemiyor musun?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u0130ster idum ama anac\u0131\u011f\u0131m okuldan sonra hemen eve gel ded\u00fc\u2026<\/p>\n<p>TEMEL DURSUN FIKRASI<\/p>\n<p>Big\u00fcn temel ile Dursun Kar\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 KaYbetmi\u015fler.\u0130kiside Sokakta kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 ararken kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015flar..<\/p>\n<p>Temel : -\u201dula dursun ne i\u015ftir Gecenin Bu Vakti?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dursun : -\u201dUla Bizim Hatunu Kaybettik Onu areyirum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Temel : -benimkide kayuptur\u2026karular\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 birbirimize tarif edelim sonra ayr\u0131lal\u0131m, arayal\u0131m hem zaman kazan\u0131r\u0131z\u201d..dursunda tabi bu i\u015fi kabul etmi\u015f\u2026\u00f6nce dursun tarif etmeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Dursun : \u201d-1.75 boylar\u0131nda,sar\u0131\u015fun,masmavi g\u00f6zl\u00fc,\u00fcst\u00fcnde k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 body allt\u0131ndada k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 minu etek var seninki?.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Temel : \u201d- Bo\u015fver daa benimkini Seninkini Arayal\u0131m\u201d \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-32.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":30350,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-32.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30352"}]}}