{"id":30392,"date":"2024-11-19T01:32:32","date_gmt":"2024-11-18T22:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg"},"modified":"2024-11-19T01:35:52","modified_gmt":"2024-11-18T22:35:52","slug":"1-15-768x201-763","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/guldurur-ve-eglendirir-sizleri-de\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-763\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00fcld\u00fcr\u00fcr ve e\u011flendirir sizleri de"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00f6l\u00fck komutan\u0131 Ali okulunu denetliyordu. Hasan&#8217;a sordu:<br \/>\n&#8211; O\u011flum, d\u00fcnya ka\u00e7 par\u00e7ad\u0131r?<br \/>\n&#8211; Be\u015f par\u00e7ad\u0131r komutan\u0131m.<br \/>\n&#8211; Say bakal\u0131m.<br \/>\n&#8211; Avrupa, Asya, Amasya, Tosya, Okyanusya.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sen nerelisin?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kayseriliyim, komutan\u0131m.<br \/>\n&#8211; Su haritada Kayseri&#8217;yi g\u00f6ster bakal\u0131m.<br \/>\nHasan Kastamonu&#8217;yu i\u015faret edince:<br \/>\n&#8211; O\u011flum, oras\u0131 Kastamonu.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kayseri&#8217;nin bir mahallesi say\u0131l\u0131r, komutan\u0131m, der.<br \/>\nBONUS FIKRAMIZ<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuklar, pazara gelen Nasreddin Hoca&#8217;n\u0131n etraf\u0131n\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f. \u201cHoca, bana d\u00fcd\u00fck al!\u201d demi\u015f biri. \u201cBana da, bana da!\u201d demi\u015f bir di\u011feri.<\/p>\n<p>Di\u011ferleri de s\u0131rayla:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ben de d\u00fcd\u00fck isterim!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Bir tane de bana!, demi\u015fler.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u00e7lerinden sadece biri Nasreddin Hoca\u2019ya d\u00fcd\u00fck paras\u0131 vermi\u015f. Hoca, paray\u0131 al\u0131p pazara gitmi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Hoca, ak\u015fam pazardan d\u00f6n\u00fcnce \u00e7ocuklar etraf\u0131n\u0131 sarm\u0131\u015f. Her biri d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc istemi\u015f. Cebinden bir d\u00fcd\u00fck \u00e7\u0131karan hoca, paray\u0131 veren \u00e7ocu\u011fa vermi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Di\u011fer \u00e7ocuklar hep bir a\u011f\u0131zdan ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hani bizim d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz?<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca g\u00fclerek,<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Paray\u0131 veren d\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc \u00e7alar, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-36.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":30390,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-36.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30392"}]}}