{"id":30412,"date":"2024-11-20T20:31:38","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T17:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg"},"modified":"2024-11-20T20:32:07","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T17:32:07","slug":"1-15-768x201-769","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/temel-yeni-evliydi\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-769\/","title":{"rendered":"Temel Yeni Evliydi"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Temel ile fadime evlenmi\u015fler, zifaf gecesinde temel fadimeye sana bi\u015fey g\u00f6sterece\u011fim d\u00fcnyada bundan ba\u015fkas\u0131nda yok der ve dalgay\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r.. fadime :aboooooow der neyse aradan bika\u00e7 ay ge\u00e7er ve temel i\u015f gezisine gider temelin ye\u011feni dursunda fadimeye g\u00f6z koyar.. bunlar fadimeyle i\u015fi pi\u015firirler temel d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde fadimenin morali bozuktur ne oldu? der temel sen bana yalan s\u00f6yledin der fadime hani ondan tek sende vard\u0131? temel \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r anlar ki fadime bi b..k yedi evet der bir bende var fadime: dursundada var der fadime way i-ppne der i\u00e7inden temel ama bozuntuya vermez.. bende 2 tane vard\u0131 napim ac\u0131d\u0131m birini ona verdim der\u2026 fadimedeki ama niye iyi olan\u0131n\u0131 ona verdin der.. puhuhahauhuha<\/p>\n<p>5 Kuru\u015f F\u0131kras\u0131<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca yolda y\u00fcr\u00fcrken, biri ensesine \u00f6yle bir vurmu\u015f ki, nerdeyse yere d\u00fc\u015fecekmi\u015f, hiddetle d\u00f6n\u00fcp bakm\u0131\u015f; kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gen\u00e7 bir adam. Nasretti Hoca sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cNe c\u00fcretle vuruyorsun!..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201c\u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim hocam, sizi birine benzettim, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir hata yapt\u0131m, ama siz pireyi deve yapt\u0131n\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cY\u00fcr\u00fc o zaman, kad\u0131ya gidiyoruz!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gitmi\u015fler kad\u0131ya, ikisini de dinleyen kad\u0131 efendi, Nasrettin Hoca\u2019ya vuran gencin akrabas\u0131ym\u0131\u015f. Kad\u0131 efendi, Nasrettin Hoca\u2019y\u0131 yumu\u015fat\u0131p, akrabas\u0131n\u0131 kurtarmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cHoca, hislerini anl\u0131yorum. Bu durumda herkes ayn\u0131 \u015feyi hissederdi. \u015eimdi bu gen\u00e7 adam kendine bir tokat atsa, kabul eder misin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca \u0131srar etmi\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cOlmaz, mahkeme yap\u0131ls\u0131n.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131 efendi, bunun \u00fczerine akrabas\u0131 olan gen\u00e7 adama d\u00f6n\u00fcp karar\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cCeza olarak Nasrettin Hoca\u2019ya 5 kuru\u015f \u00f6deyeceksin, hemen gidip getir!..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca, para almaya giden genc adam\u0131n d\u00f6nmesini beklemi\u015f. Bir saat ge\u00e7mi\u015f, iki saat ge\u00e7mi\u015f, ama gen\u00e7 adam ortal\u0131kta g\u00f6z\u00fckm\u00fcyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Mahkeme kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n kapanma saatine kadar bekleyen Nasretti Hoca, kad\u0131 efendinin ensesine okkal\u0131 bir tokat indirdikten sonra demi\u015f ki:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u201cKusura bakma kad\u0131 efendi, daha fazla bekleyememem, gelirse s\u00f6yle ona; 5 kuru\u015fu sana versin!..\u201d<br \/>\nKaynak : replikler.org<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-42.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":30410,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/1-15-768x201-42.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30412"}]}}