{"id":31038,"date":"2024-12-20T21:32:25","date_gmt":"2024-12-20T18:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg"},"modified":"2024-12-20T21:32:53","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T18:32:53","slug":"1-15-768x201-847","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/herkesi-guldurdu-mutlu-olduk\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-847\/","title":{"rendered":"Herkesi g\u00fcld\u00fcrd\u00fc mutlu olduk"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Uzunca bir s\u00fcredir evli olan bir \u00e7ift varm\u0131\u015f. adam kar\u0131s\u0131yla o isi yaaparken, \u0131\u015f\u0131klar\u0131n a\u00e7\u0131k olmas\u0131na kesinlikle izin vermiyormu\u015f. kad\u0131na bunun nedenini sormamas\u0131n\u0131 tembihliyormu\u015f. g\u00fcnlerden bir g\u00fcn kad\u0131n, kocas\u0131n\u0131n bunca y\u0131ll\u0131k s\u0131rr\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenmek i\u00e7in, o isi yapaarken \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir anda a\u00e7\u0131p merak\u0131n\u0131 gidermeyi kafas\u0131na koymu\u015f ve \u00f6yle de olmu\u015f. ve \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f. adam k\u00fcrdan bat\u0131r\u0131yor. kad\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6zleri yerinden f\u0131rlayacakm\u0131\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ve kocas\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fcp; \u201cbunu bana nas\u0131l yapars\u0131n? bunca y\u0131ld\u0131r beni nas\u0131l da kand\u0131rm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n! \u00e7abuk a\u00e7\u0131kla bunu.\u201d adam kendinden gayet emin bir edayla; \u201cbunu a\u00e7\u0131klamakta ne var kar\u0131c\u0131\u011f\u0131m, sen \u00f6nce \u015fu bizim 3 \u00e7ocu\u011fumuzu bi a\u00e7\u0131kla da. :))<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra<br \/>\n\u2013 Kocac\u0131m musluk damlat\u0131yor tamir edermisin , diye sorar.<\/p>\n<p>Adam:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Banane ben musluk tamircisimiyim der.<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n bi ba\u015fka g\u00fcn:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kocac\u0131m salondaki priz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor bakarm\u0131s\u0131n , der.<\/p>\n<p>Adam:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Banane ben elektik\u00e7imiyim der<\/p>\n<p>Yine ba\u015fka bi g\u00fcn kad\u0131n:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kocac\u0131m kap\u0131n\u0131n biri kapanmaz oldu yaparm\u0131s\u0131n? der.<\/p>\n<p>Adamdan yine ayn\u0131 cevap gelir:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Banane ben marangozmuyum.<\/p>\n<p>Bika\u00e7 g\u00fcn sonra adam ak\u015fam i\u015ften d\u00f6ner ve bir bakar musluk yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f priz \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor kap\u0131da kapan\u0131yor. merak eder ve kar\u0131s\u0131na sorar:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kim yapt\u0131 bunlar\u0131?<br \/>\n* Kar\u015f\u0131 komu\u015fumuz mithat bey.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ama kar\u0131c\u0131m o \u015f-refsiz , kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131ks\u0131z bi\u015fey yapmazki.<\/p>\n<p>* Tabi yapmaz. Bu i\u015fler kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bana \u201cya bana pasta yapars\u0131n yada benimle y-tars\u0131n \u201d dedi zaten.<\/p>\n<p>Adam tedirgin bi \u015fekilde sorar:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Tabi sen pasta yapt\u0131n demi kar\u0131c\u0131m?<\/p>\n<p>* Niye ben pastac\u0131m\u0131y\u0131m?<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-58.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":31036,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-15-768x201-58.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31038"}]}}