{"id":31296,"date":"2024-12-27T22:39:26","date_gmt":"2024-12-27T19:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191.jpg"},"modified":"2024-12-27T22:40:34","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T19:40:34","slug":"1-1585","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/genel\/komik-bu-temel-yahu\/attachment\/1-1585\/","title":{"rendered":"KOM\u0130K BU TEMEL YAHU"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"169\" src=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-300x169.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Bir deli hekimi en ak\u0131ll\u0131 deliyi se\u00e7mek istiyormu\u015f. Bir g\u00fcn duvara bir otob\u00fcs resmi yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r ve b\u00fct\u00fcn delileri toplar. \u015e\u00f6yle der: haydi \u015fu otob\u00fcse binin der. Temel hari\u00e7 herkees biner. Doktor Temelin \u00e7ok ak\u0131ll\u0131 oldu\u011funu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr ve \u015fu \u015fekilde der: Sen niye binmedin. Temel: Hay i\u015fte unutkanl\u0131k bilet almay\u0131 unutmu\u015fum. G\u00fcn\u00fcn birisinde Hoca\u2019n\u0131n da i\u00e7ersinde varoldu\u011fu topluluktan birisi; \u201cHocam, adam olman\u0131n tekni\u011fi nedir?\u201d deyince; Hoca Efendi, adam\u0131n soluk almas\u0131na bile f\u0131rsat vermeden; \u201cCan\u0131m, bunu bilmeyecek ne var, ku\u015fkusuz kulakt\u0131r.\u201d der. Ancak Hoca, arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n \u201ckulakt\u0131r\u201d cevab\u0131ndan pek bir \u015fey anlamad\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 anlay\u0131nca a\u00e7\u0131klama yapma gere\u011fini duyar: \u201cAa!. . Bunu bilemeyecek ne var? Herhangi bir adam konu\u015furken onu can kula\u011f\u0131 ile dinlemeli; bu arada kendi a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kan\u0131 kendi kula\u011f\u0131 duymal\u0131d\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>FIKRA 2<\/p>\n<p>Gazete Ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 Ak\u0131l hastanesinde doktorlar, deliler i\u00e7ersinde iyile\u015fen var m\u0131 diye denetim yapacaklarm\u0131\u015f. Bunun amac\u0131yla, bir odan\u0131n ortas\u0131na masa koyup, masan\u0131n \u00fczerine s\u0131v\u0131 ya\u011f s\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fler. S\u0131rayla b\u00fct\u00fcn delilere birer ampul verip, masaya \u00e7\u0131karak verdikleri ampul\u00fc tavandaki bo\u015f olan ampul yata\u011f\u0131na takmalar\u0131n\u0131 istemi\u015fler. Deliler s\u0131rayla masaya \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f ve masadaki ya\u011fdan ayaklar\u0131 kayarak yere d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f. Ancak en son deli masaya \u00e7\u0131kmadan \u00f6nce, kendine masan\u0131n \u00fczerine koymas\u0131 amac\u0131yla bir gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 verilmesini istemi\u015f. Gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131 masan\u0131n \u00fczerine koymu\u015f ve gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerine basarak ampul\u00fc yerine takm\u0131\u015f. Bunu g\u00f6ren doktorlar, delinin ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek sevinmi\u015fler. Doktorlardan biri, ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan emin olmak amac\u0131yla deliye sormu\u015f: \u2013 Masan\u0131n \u00fczerine namac\u0131yla gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131 koydun? Deli yan\u0131t vermi\u015f :Gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131 masan\u0131n \u00fczerine koymu\u015f ve gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerine basarak ampul\u00fc yerine takm\u0131\u015f. Bunu g\u00f6ren doktorlar, delinin ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek sevinmi\u015fler. Doktorlardan biri, ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan emin olmak amac\u0131yla deliye sormu\u015f: \u2013 Masan\u0131n \u00fczerine namac\u0131yla gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131n\u0131 koydun? Deli yan\u0131t vermi\u015f : \u2013 Boyum k\u0131sa, eremem diye.<\/p>\n<p>FIKRA 3<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca, pazarda bir e\u015fek sat\u0131yormu\u015f. E\u015fe\u011fin kula\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7eki\u015ftirerek, \u201cBak\u0131n efendiler, bu e\u015fek ne anlarsa beni anlar!\u201d demi\u015f. Hemen yan\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131ndaki bir adam, \u201cHocam, e\u015fek anlasa \u015fimdi sana \u2018Beni niye \u00e7eki\u015ftiriyorsun?\u2019 derdi!\u201d demi\u015f. Nasrettin Hoca g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f ve, \u201c\u0130\u015fte g\u00f6r\u00fcyorsunuz ya, ne anlarsa beni anl\u0131yor!\u201d diye cevap vermi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>FIKRA 4<\/p>\n<p>Kom\u015fusu s\u00fcrekli olarak tavuklar\u0131n\u0131 Nasrettin Hoca\u2019n\u0131n bah\u00e7esine salan bir adam, bir g\u00fcn Hoca\u2019ya sormu\u015f: \u201cHocam, tavuklar\u0131m her g\u00fcn senin bah\u00e7ende dola\u015f\u0131yor, neden bir \u015fey demiyorsun?\u201d Nasrettin Hoca g\u00fcl\u00fcmseyerek, \u201cKorkar\u0131m ki tavuklar\u0131n senin kadar konu\u015fkan olsayd\u0131, \u00e7oktan beni \u015fikayet ederlerdi!\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>FIKRA 5<\/p>\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca, bir g\u00fcn pazarda tavuk sat\u0131yormu\u015f. Tavuklar\u0131 o kadar g\u00fczel \u00f6vm\u00fc\u015f ki, bir adam gelip hemen bir tane alm\u0131\u015f. Adam tavu\u011fu eve g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcp ak\u015fam yeme\u011fine yapm\u0131\u015f. Ama tavuk hi\u00e7 de lezzetli de\u011filmi\u015f. Ertesi g\u00fcn pazara geri d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f ve Hoca\u2019ya sormu\u015f: \u201cHocam, d\u00fcn senden ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m tavuk hi\u00e7 lezzetli de\u011fildi!\u201d Nasrettin Hoca g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f ve, \u201cO\u011flum, ben sana tavu\u011fu satt\u0131m, yeme tarifini de\u011fil!\u201d demi\u015f.<br \/>\nKaynak : macoyun.com<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":1200,"height":675,"file":"2024\/12\/1-191.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-191-300x169.jpg","width":300,"height":169,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-300x169.jpg"},"large":{"file":"1-191-1024x576.jpg","width":1024,"height":576,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-1024x576.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-191-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-150x150.jpg"},"medium_large":{"file":"1-191-768x432.jpg","width":768,"height":432,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-768x432.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-191-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-191-670x330.jpg","width":670,"height":330,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-670x330.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-191-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-191-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-191-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-191-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-191-500x290.jpg","width":500,"height":290,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191-500x290.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-191.jpg","width":1200,"height":675,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":31294,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/1-191.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31296"}]}}