{"id":33285,"date":"2025-03-12T02:10:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-11T23:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22.jpg"},"modified":"2025-03-12T02:11:11","modified_gmt":"2025-03-11T23:11:11","slug":"1-15-768x201-990","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/foto-galeri\/nasreddin-hocanin-bir-gun\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-990\/","title":{"rendered":"Nasreddin Hocan\u0131n bir g\u00fcn"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"

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Nasreddin Hocan\u0131n bir g\u00fcn kar\u0131s\u0131 \u00f6-lm-\u00fc\u015f.Bir ay sonra kocas\u0131 \u00f6l-m\u00fc-\u015f dul bir kad\u0131nla evlenmi\u015f.Evlendi\u011fi kad\u0131n Hoca ya s\u00fcrekli eski kocas\u0131n\u0131 anlat\u0131yormu\u015f.Yine bir g\u00fcn yatakta kocas\u0131n\u0131 anlat\u0131yordu.\u201d\u0130\u015fte benim kocam \u015f\u00f6yle yapard\u0131, b\u00f6yle yapard\u0131\u201d diye.Hoca sinirlenmi\u015f ve kad\u0131na bir tekme atm\u0131\u015f kad\u0131n yere d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f.Kad\u0131n sormu\u015f: -Aman hoca niye att\u0131n beni yataktan? Hocan\u0131nda cevab\u0131 haz\u0131r: -Eeee yatakta bi sen yat\u0131yosun bi ben bide eski kocan.\u00dc.\u00e7\u00fcm\u00fcz s\u0131\u011famad\u0131k sende d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcn.<\/p>\n

Bonus f\u0131kram\u0131z
\nAdamla kad\u0131n evlenmeye karar ver\u0131rler ama adam\u0131n \u00f6nemli bir \u015fart\u0131 vard\u0131r.evlenmeleri halinde basucundaki komodinin en \u00fcst \u00e7ekmecesini asla a\u00e7mamas\u0131 i\u00e7in s\u00f6z vermesini ister
\nkad\u0131n kabul eder evlen\u0131rler.aradan 25 y\u0131l ge\u00e7er ve kad\u0131n sonunda dayanamay\u0131p \u00e7ekmeceyi a\u00e7ar.i\u00e7inde 3 yumurta ve 700 dolar vard\u0131r.kad\u0131n adama \u00e7ekmeceyi a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 itiraf eder ve bunlar\u0131n anlam\u0131n\u0131 sorar.adam kad\u0131n\u0131 affedip o da itiraf eder.kendisini aldatt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ve her sefer i\u00e7in oraya bir yumurta koydu\u011funu s\u00f6yler.
\nkad\u0131n da adam\u0131n yapm\u0131\u015f oldu\u011fu bu 3 ka\u00e7ama\u011f\u0131 affeder ama hala 700 dolar\u0131n ne i\u015fi oldu\u011funu anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.
\nadam der ki : yumurtalar \u00e7ekmeceye s\u0131\u011fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in ara ara onlar\u0131 satt\u0131m ve o parayla dolar ald\u0131m.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-22.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":33283,"source_url":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/1-15-768x201-22.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adanaseshaber.com.tr\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33285"}]}}